HERBERT CLEMMONS City Mayor

We Can Make Paleto Bay The Greatest City On Earth!

Herbert Clemmons is an outstanding citizen who has served his community, state, and nation
as a US Army Huey pilot for 20 years, Liberty City PD for 15 and Liberty City FD for 15 more
now he wants to make Paleto Bay the greatest city on earth.

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School & University

Abolish formal education and give all the schoolchildren marijuana vape pens.

City Traffic & Parking

Increase congestion and get rid of dedicated parking spots. Park where you like!

Parks & Recreation

Remove the streetlights in the parks and ensure we add more needles for the kids to play with.

Our Campaign Principles

Rules for thee but not for me. Herbert exists to serve only himself. (And, on occasion, the PBPD)

Democracy

Nobody gets a vote. What Herbert says, goes (unless he's peer pressured).

Equality

There is none.

Diversity

Everyone's opinion matters, unless Herbert doesn't like you.

Security

Herbert will arm the Paleto Bay Police Department with Napalm and Rocket Launchers.

Justice

Straight to jail! Everyone goes straight to jail! No due process allowed here.

Peace

There will be none. Let chaos reign.

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Make A Donation For Your City

Donate today to make Paleto Bay the greatest city on earth!
All donations will go striaght into Herbert's nepotism fund.
Do it for your community, state and nation.